The old lady who lived in a shoe.
Jack Sprat's Wife.
Both of these ladies found themselves living in unusual places, in some unusual situations. Today, write about a character (male or female) who ends up living in an unusual place, including the circumstances that led them there. The style should be like a nursery rhyme, utilizing whichever rhyme scheme you choose. Also keep in mind that nursery rhymes are for children...
Heather was Charles' wife's sister
who was married to mister
St. Clair, over in Bernard Parish.
Now Mr. St. Clair owned a mortuary
which became Heather's sanctuary
and home, when she was pronounced dead-ish.
Although Heather's blood flowed freely,
her body was quite dead and eel-y
feeling, and so she was somewhere between this life and the next.
Now Mr. St. Clair performs his duties,
embalming bodies, re-creating dead beauties
like Heather, who would occasionally receive dead-ish oral sex.
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